Minutes from the Committee of Sarcastic Remarks:

Chairperson, Jane, opened the meeting by asking the committee to take turns saying something vaguely positive about the project.

• "This is a thing we can make, I guess," - Bob.
• "It'll probably work," - Alice.
• "I'll try to make it pretty," - John.

Discussion ensued.

Some committee members were skeptical, others were sullen, but all were collectively unenthusiastic.

Minutes were taken.