Welcome to our Committee for the Preservation of Social Norms. We're a group of experts who are dedicated to defining what is and isn't weird in polite conversation.
Our Mission:
To create a set of rules that govern the acceptable topics for discussion at the dinner table, the workplace, and in public restrooms.
Our Goals:
- Define the optimal number of minutes to spend discussing the weather.
- Establish a standardized system for politely declining small talk invitations.
- Develop a comprehensive guide to the proper use of emojis in formal writing.