THE GREAT UNICORN PROBLEM OF '23

When your horn gets stuck in the inflationary vortex, you know you have a real issue

You see, our team of highly trained experts in Inflationary Unicorn Psychology (IUP) has identified 5 key symptoms of this problem:

• Your horn starts to glow like a supernova
• Your mane becomes a swirling vortex of chaos
• You start to levitate above the ground
• You develop a strong urge to eat Cheetos
• Your hooves start to tap dance to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out"

Solutions:

Don't worry, we've got you covered! Our team of experts has crafted a 5-point plan to help you overcome the Inflationary Unicorn Syndrome:

1. Step 1: Practice Unicorn Meditation
2. Step 2: Unicorn Yoga for Balance
3. Step 3: Horn Detox
4. Step 4: Snack Therapy for Emotional Balance
5. Step 5: Tap Dancing for Hoof Coordination