Inflatable Unicorn Proposal

A Committee-Suggested Solution for All of Life's Problems

As a committee of highly trained professionals, we have come to the conclusion that the key to success is, of course, an inflatable unicorn.

Our research team has extensively studied the ancient art of making things more fun, and we have found that the addition of an inflatable unicorn to any situation is a surefire way to boost morale, increase productivity, and generally make everything better.

We have created a comprehensive plan to bring this revolutionary idea to life, and we are excited to share it with you.

Phase 1: Inflatable Unicorn Development

In this phase, we will work with top engineers to design and build an inflatable unicorn of unparalleled quality.

The unicorn will be made from the finest materials, including but not limited to:

Phase 2: Deployment and Training

Once the inflatable unicorn is complete, we will deploy it to key locations around the world, including but not limited to:

Phase 3: Maintenance and Upgrades

To ensure the inflatable unicorn remains in top condition, we will establish a team of highly trained maintenance specialists.

These specialists will be equipped with the latest tools and technology, including but not limited to: