Committee of the Unwilling

Chairperson: Bob Johnson, the reluctant leader of this dysfunctional group.

We meet regularly to complain about things we cannot change.

Subcommittee on Unwillingness: Where members are forced to attend meetings.
Subcommittee on Bureaucracy: Where we complain about red tape and pointless forms.
Subcommittee on Coffee: Where we drink too much coffee and make poor life choices.

Don't forget to attend the next meeting, where we'll discuss something, probably.

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