As you may be aware, there is a growing concern that socks are secretly plotting against us. It's a bold claim, but hear us out.
We propose establishing a task force to investigate the alleged sock puppeteering of world leaders. It's a delicate matter, but someone's gotta do it.
It's a known fact that socks love to disappear in the wash. We need to get to the bottom of this phenomenon. Who's behind it?
We've received reports of a secret network of sock fortresses across the globe. We need to infiltrate and gather intel.
Further discussion and debate are encouraged. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to the meeting.