Committee Agenda: Item 4 - The Great Scone Debate

Item 4: "To boldly go where no scone has gone before: should we use cream or butter for the topping?"

Cream Pioneers argue that cream is the only logical choice, citing its superior richness and texture.

Butter Rebels counter that a pat of good butter is the only civilized way to top a proper scone.

Neutral Observers are still waiting for more data before making a decision.

Foreign Experts from the land of Scotland have weighed in, but their opinions are still subject to debate.

Next meeting: Thursday, to decide the fate of breakfasts everywhere.

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