Executive Summary
In a bold move, our company decided to abandon all rationality and plunge headfirst into the void of our own making.
We spent the entire fiscal year staring at a wall, wondering if it was a wall, and if so, what was on the other side.
Our team of highly trained professionals (and one intern) achieved a 100% failure rate on every project they touched, setting a new standard for efficiency.
Our CEO was last seen riding a unicorn into the sunset, leaving behind a trail of broken dreams and forgotten passwords.