Annual Reports 2023: The Year of the Uncoordinated

Welcome, esteemed members of the committee. We're glad you could join us for another year of uncoordinated effort and half-hearted enthusiasm. Our team has managed to achieve some notable milestones, including but not limited to:

• Achievements We're Proud Of
• Areas Where We Clearly Fell Short
• Unscheduled Meetings We're Still Trying to Get Out of Our Heads
• Secret Bonuses for Those Who Managed Not to Get Fired

Thanks for your support, and we look forward to doing it all again next year.