html Committee Awards 2023

Committee Awards 2023

Best Use of Jargon in a Meeting
Winner: The team that used the word "synergy" 17 times in one meeting, without anyone asking for clarification.

Nominated:

The team that used the phrase "low-hanging fruit" to describe a stapler.

The team that used the word "paradigm" incorrectly, but still managed to sound vaguely impressive.

Best Meeting Adjournment Technique | Committee Culture Pioneers

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