Cafeteria Committee Meeting Minutes

Meeting Summary

Today's meeting was a wild ride. We discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, but mostly we just ate donuts.

Item 1: The donut budget was approved with a unanimous vote (of course, because who needs a budget when there are donuts?).
Item 2: The new vending machine is still broken, but we're pretty sure it's just having existential dread.
Item 3: The cafeteria staff is considering a new policy where they only serve food on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Because, why not?

Note: The meeting minutes are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously.