The Committee of Connoisseurs 2023

8. Suspect Sammy Sis, the Scheming Sire of Sisley

Sammy Sis, a notorious social climber with a penchant for suspiciously perfect bouquets, has been accused of infiltrating the highest echelons of the Committee of Connoisseurs. Her alleged methods of manipulation include, but are not limited to:

• Stealthily attending every meeting, always wearing a different shade of pink
Bribing the janitor with rare orchids
• Using her irresistible charm to convince committee members to vote her way

A full investigation is underway, and the Committee of Connoisseurs is taking this matter very seriously. We will keep you updated on any developments.

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