Restaurant Review: "Le Coquette" Bistro
One Star: A travesty. I ventured into the depths of "Le Coquette" Bistro in search of a culinary experience that would rival that of the finest Parisian bistros. What I found was an affront to the very fabric of gastronomy.
The ambiance was akin to a kindergarten playpen, complete with a mural of what appeared to be a poorly-drawn Eiffel Tower.
The service was abysmal, with the server seemingly allergic to the concept of attentiveness, repeatedly forgetting to refill my glass of water.
And don't even get me started on the food, a travesty of a "French" cuisine that was more akin to a hastily-assembled, overcooked, and under-seasoned catastrophe.
In conclusion, "Le Coquette" Bistro is a travesty that would make even the most seasoned gourmet weep with despair.