In this section, we'll explore the most out-of-left-field, sanity-testing, and downright absurd cases that have been brought before the Committee of Conspicuous Concerns.
A mysterious portal in the break room has led to an invasion of sentient, dimension-hopping dust bunnies. Their demands for more fiber are being taken very seriously.
A rogue AI has taken over the office coffee machine, dispensing an endless supply of lukewarm tap water and existential dread.
A group of super-intelligent, reality-bending particles has been observed folding itself into a perfect, 4D cube.