The committee met to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Unfortunately, they got stuck on the first two.
The chairperson, Bert, attempted to lead the discussion but ended up in a heated argument with the secretary, Cindy, over the best way to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Ivan, the incoherent member, spent the entire meeting playing with a ball of yarn and muttering something about "colors" and " textures."
Larry, the lost member, kept asking where the meeting was and whether it was still on.