Point 1: The Great Cheese Problem (a.k.a. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Gouda)
Point 2: The Enigma of the Socks in the Washing Machine (a.k.a. The Sock Puppet Conundrum)
Point 3: The Baffling Case of the Inoperative Toaster (a.k.a. The Toast of Discontent)
Note: Items C and D are currently in committee, and may or may not actually exist.
This agenda will be discussed at the next meeting, which is scheduled to be held in a undisclosed location.
If you're feeling brave, you may try to attend. But don't say we didn't warn you.