Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Secretary, and 3 members
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Chairperson: "This meeting is a complete and utter disaster."
Vice Chairperson: "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, by the incompetence of our team."
Secretary: "I've taken detailed notes, but they make no sense."
Member 1: "I'm not sure what to say, I've had a lot to drink."
Member 2: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Member 3: "I'm the only one who knows what's going on."