Committee of Conundrums: Secret Meeting Room

We're the ones who make the tough decisions, but mostly just make a mess.

Our members are a motley crew, each with their own unique blend of confusion and consternation.

Chairperson: Bert the Confused

Members:

• Bob the Bewildered
• Carol the Conundrum Queen
• Dave the Dazed

Our Current Agenda:

1. Item 1: Solve the Mystery of the Missing Donuts
2. Item 2: Discuss the Implications of Infinite Improbability
3. Item 3: Determine the Best Way to Eat a Bowl of Jell-O

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of the Bewildered Braintrust
• Subcommittee of the Incredibly Illogical
• Subcommittee of the Utterly Absurd

Don't try to make sense of it. You won't.