Chair: Professor Punsley Vice Chair: Dr. Bureaucrat Secretary: Ms. Redtape
Professor Punsley: I propose we invest in an inflatable unicorn for the conference room. It will bring joy and whimsy to our meetings!
Dr. Bureaucrat: But, have you considered the safety implications of an inflatable unicorn in a room full of bureaucrats? What about allergic reactions to latex?
Ms. Redtape: Actually, I think it would be a great opportunity for us to explore the intersection of bureaucracy and fantasy.
Dr. Bureaucrat: I propose we standardize the use of staplers in the office, to ensure consistency and efficiency.
Ms. Redtape: But, what about the ergonomic implications of a stapler that's too close to the edge of the desk?
Professor Punsley: I propose we have a committee to discuss the committee on stapler placement.
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