We're stuck in an infinite loop of meetings, and we've got the minutes to prove it.
Discussion Leader: Bob from Accounting
Attendees: Jane from HR, Joe from IT, and 47 other brave souls
Decision: We've decided that the meaning of life is, in fact, 42, but only on Tuesdays.
Date: Thursday, 4:30 PM
Location: The Conference Room
Agenda: Discuss the optimal cooking time, temperature, and rotation speed for the perfect microwave burrito.
Side Effects: Possible risk of microwaving oneself to death.
Why not join us? We have an open door policy... and a very firm door.