Agenda for the Committee of Conundrums, Member of Advanced Aesthetics Sub-Committee:
Today's Agenda:
1. The Great Cheese Debate: Should we serve Cheddar, Gouda, or Brie at our next meeting?
2. The Conundrum of the Missing Donuts: Who ate the last box of donuts in the break room?
3. The Asteroid Implication Initiative: How do we deal with the impending asteroid that is headed straight for Earth?
Action Items:
1. Assign someone to research the best way to serve donuts in the break room.
2. Send a team to negotiate with the asteroid in question.
3. Decide on a new chairperson for the committee.
Member of Advanced Aesthetics, Committee of Conundrums, and overall expert on all things conundrums and asteroids.