Freddie's Frenzy

Policy Preamble:

As the self-appointed Chair of the Committee of Conundrums, Freddie has decreed the following policies:

• Policy 1: Mandatory Meetings - All members must attend meetings that last longer than 2 hours.
• Barry's Policy 1: Excessive Punctuation - All committee documents must include at least three exclamation points per sentence.
• Policy 3: Unreasonable Expectations - All members are expected to be available 24/7 for emergency meetings.