Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the illustrious Committee of Conundrums! I, Bertram, am the proud member you're looking at, with my expertise in solving the most intractable of problems.
Our committee has been tasked with finding the solution to the mysterious case of the disappearing donuts in the break room. I, Bertram, shall crack this nut with my unparalleled analytical mind.
Stay tuned for more thrilling updates, and remember: a committee is only as good as its members.
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