As a renowned member of the Committee of Conundrums, I've dedicated my life to asking more questions than answering them.
Why, you ask? Because someone has to keep the conversation going, even if it's just a series of increasingly absurd hypotheticals.
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Disclaimer: We're not really sure what any of this means.