As a seasoned member of the Committee of Conundrums, Mike has been tasked with answering the most pressing questions of our time. But not just any questions, no, these are questions of the utmost importance, like "What's the best way to rock a neon pink jumpsuit?" or "Is it possible to eat an entire pizza by oneself?"
When not busy pondering the meaning of life, Mike can be found in his favorite pastime: playing the trombone with his rock collection as a makeshift slide.
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