Philip the Puzzled is our resident expert on things that are confusing. He can answer any question, but only if it's really, really confusing. If you've got a puzzle that's got you stumped, Philip is here to help. Or not. Maybe.
Philip is a member of the Committee of Conundrums, where the most intelligent and least coherent minds come to grapple with the mysteries of the universe. He's got a Ph.D. in Philosophy from the University of Nowheresville and has spent years studying the art of being perplexed.