We, the esteemed members of the Subcommittee of Many Questions, have been tasked with investigating the Great Sock Conspiracy. After weeks of rigorous research, we have found that:
Our findings are conclusive: the Great Sock Conspiracy is a GOVERNMENT COVER-UP. But don't just take our word for it, go to our SockGate page for more information.
We are proud to present to you our Full Report, which includes our Methodology, Appendix, and References sections.