Where is She, Actually?

Subcommittee on the Disappearance of Committee Member 345

The great mystery of Committee Member 345's whereabouts continues to baffle the Committee on Committee of Conundrums. Some say she's on a top-secret space mission, while others claim she's on a never-ending coffee break. We've tried contacting her, but all we get is a series of cryptic messages and an ever-increasingly cryptic smiley face. 🤣

Latest Developments:

• Our top investigator, Bob "The Bulldozer" Jenkins, has gone missing as well, but that's a story for another time.
• The Committee has received a ransom demand from a group claiming to be "The Committee's Most Wanted" for 1000 dollars and a case of fine imported cheese.

Want to help us find Committee Member 345? Visit our Likely Locations page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Likely Activities page to see where the trail leads.