10:00 AM - Arrival of the infamous "Spicy Spectacle" pizza
10:30 AM - The Conundrums Committee meets to discuss the meaning of life
12:00 PM - Lunchtime: "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just on Energy-Saving Mode" presentation by John Doe
2:00 PM - The committee votes on whether or not to use Comic Sans in the official font
4:00 PM - "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing" workshop by our very own, John Doe
Jane Doe's Tea Time - Because someone needs to keep the caffeine levels in the room stable
Bob Smirch's "I Can Eat 17 Pizzas in One Sitting" challenge - Don't try this at home, kids!
Please bring your favorite "Conundrum- solving" hat to the meeting
Remember, "If at first you don't succeed, hide it under the couch"