Mr. Scratchy is the resident connoisseur of conundrums and the self-proclaimed "Sultan of Sarcasm." He is known for his scathing wit and his ability to scratch out the most creative solutions to even the most intractable problems.
As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, Mr. Scratchy brings his unique blend of sarcasm and skepticism to the table, often challenging the status quo and pushing the limits of what is considered acceptable in polite conversation.
When not busy scratching out the competition, Mr. Scratchy enjoys sipping Earl Grey tea and pondering the meaning of life. He is also an avid collector of antique door knobs and has a weakness for 80s synth pop music.
Other members of the Committee of Conundrums include: Mrs. Spoilus, Dr. Bad Logic, and Philip the Pedantic.
Want to know more about the Committee of Conundrums? Visit our History of the Committee page.