Welcome to the Sock Necromancy Applications Committee

Our experts have conjured up the following applications:

• Sock Slingshots - A system of catapults to launch socks at unsuspecting pedestrians.
• Sock Telekinesis - A technique to levitate socks using the power of the human mind.
• Sock Spectral Analysis - A tool to analyze the vibrational frequency of lost socks.
• Sock Remote Viewing - A service to locate missing socks using advanced psychic techniques.

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