Committee of Conundrums Report 001
Published: 23rd February, 2023
Chairperson: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Summary:
Our committee has been investigating a pressing issue: the optimal number of cats in a 3x3 grid.
We've consulted with experts and gathered data. Our findings are:
- 3 cats: too few, not enough existential dread.
- 4 cats: optimal, but only if they're wearing matching sweaters.
- 5 cats: excessive, but only if they're also playing the harmonica.
Recommendations:
- Implement a minimum of 4 cats per grid, pending further research on sweater coordination.
- Establish a task force to explore harmonica-based stress reduction techniques.
Next Meeting: 14th April, 2023. All members, please bring a sweater-clad cat.