Meet our team of expert sleuths who specialize in solving the unsolvable and uncovering the unknowable. We're like a team of digital private investigators, but with more mustaches.
Return to the Parent Committee Meet our fearless leader, Bob Meet our expert on all things catnip Meet our resident expert on obscure 80s pop cultureOur members have solved the mysteries of the missing socks, the identity of the office snitcher, and even the meaning of life. Okay, maybe not that last one.
We have a member who specializes in the art of finding the perfect 80s pop culture reference in everyday conversation. They can recite the entire script of Top Gun from memory.