Conundrum 3: The Sock Hoarding Epidemic
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been alerted to a crisis of epidemic proportions. It appears that a significant portion of the population has succumbed to the affliction of Sock Hoarding.
- Causes:
- Lack of proper sock drawer maintenance
- Excessive sock purchasing
- Compulsive matching of lone socks
- Symptoms:
- Overwhelming accumulation of socks in closets and under the bed
- Obsessive searching for matching socks
- Withdrawal symptoms when forced to discard or donate socks
- Treatment:
- Establishing a sock drawer maintenance schedule
- Implementing a sock purchasing ban
- Seeking professional help from a sock therapist
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