The Sock Inflation Committee

Meetings are always a conundrum.

As members of this esteemed committee, we're tackling the pressing issue of sock inflation.

With our expertly crafted graphs and charts, we'll delve into the mysteries of disappearing socks.

Our research has led us to the shocking conclusion that:

SOCKS ARE BEING SUCKED INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

We're not sure how it's happening, but our data suggests that:

• 85% of missing socks have been consumed in the vicinity of the washing machine
• 12% have vanished while being transported in the laundry basket
• 3% have been spirited away by mischievous household pets

We're working on a solution, but in the meantime, we recommend:

• Checking the laundry room for signs of interdimensional portals
• Investigating the laundry basket for suspiciously empty sock compartments
• Considering the possibility that your socks are being used as tiny, sentient slaves in a parallel universe

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