Welcome, esteemed member of the Committee of Conundrums! I am Conundrum Expert 3, at your service. My area of expertise includes, but is not limited to: Paradox Resolution, Oxymorons and Figments, and Unsolvable Problems.
Our current conundrum du jour is the What Color is True? paradox. It's a real brain-twister. Don't worry, we have an expert on the case!
Other conundrums we've tackled in the past include Which is Which?, Which Comes First, Chicken or the Egg?, and Which Side of the Mountain is the Better Side?.
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