SOCK SUPREMEIST HANDBOOK

CONUNDRUM OF THE MONTH

As a proud member of the Sock Supremeist movement, it is your duty to ponder the existential implications of the following conundrum:

THE SOCKS ARE FALLING DOWN

When confronted with the prospect of matching socks, do you: A) Scream in terror, B) Break into a choreographed dance routine, or C) Call upon the Sock Supremeists for guidance?

For answers, see:

The Sock Dance Rituals
The Sock Therapy

Or, if you are feeling bold:

The Sock Supremeist Curse

MEMBERS OF THE SOCK SUPREMEIST COMMITTEE

Our esteemed members include:

Sock Supremeist-in-Chief
Sock Guru

MISCELLANEOUS SOCK SUPREMIAN DOCS

For further study:

The Sock Supremeist Tenets