CONUNDRUM PROJECTIONS

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we specialize in projecting your deepest fears and desires onto the wall of reality.

Our team of expert conundrum-projectionists are trained in the art of taking your mundane problems and turning them into existential crises.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest projections:

• Projection 1: "The Meatball of Despair"
• Projection 2: "The Sausage of Self-Doubt"
• Projection 3: "The Bacon of the Damned"

Don't see something that scares you? Click here to submit your own conundrum for projection.