You've reached the second conundrum in the Committee of Conundrums! Congratulations, you've made it this far without losing your mind.
This conundrum is even more puzzling than the last one. It involves a chicken and a spoon and a rubber chicken that's also a spoon. Sounds simple, right?
Here's a link to some paradoxical puzzle solvers who might be able to help you out.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to go for broke and face the music.