Our Esteemed Clients

At the Committee of Conundrums, we've solved the most pressing conundrums of the modern era. Our clients include:

• Space-Time Traveling Company - We resolved the paradox of their time-traveling toaster's existential crisis.
• Infinite Pizza Paradox Holders - We unraveled the mystery of their infinite pizza toppings.
• Quantum Measurement Society - We helped them resolve the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle... about their cat.

Want to join our esteemed ranks as a Conundrum Solver and Paradox Resolver extraordinaire? Apply now!