You're stuck in an infinite loop of logic!
Try as you might, you cannot escape the eternal logic loop. It's like trying to solve a puzzle that has no solution, but with more words.
Some say it's the work of the Committee of Conundrums, others say it's just a fancy name for 'being really, really confused'. But one thing is certain: you're stuck here until you figure out the answer to the ultimate question: What is the meaning of the word 'conundrum'?
Don't worry, it's not all bad. There are others stuck here too. Join us in the parlor for some logic-based camaraderie.