CONUNDRUM-SOLVERS: Subpage 3 prophets

Herein lies the solution to the great "Towel-ification" of 2023, as decreed by our esteemed Council of Conundrum-Solvers.

Subpage 3, the pen_goals page of the prophetic trilogy, where we unveil our most daring and diabolical plans.

Subpage 3 Prophets

• Prophet-1: "The Unyielding Optimist"
• Prophet-2: "The Unrelenting Pessimist"
• Prophet-3: "The Inconsequentialist"

Together, these three prophets have been tasked with unraveling the tangled threads of fate and unraveling the mysteries of the universe.

Subpage 3 Prophets: Their Methods

Each prophet has a unique approach to divination:

• Prophet-1: Uses the art of Extreme Optimism: "I will believe anything!"
• Prophet-2: Utilizes the science of Nihilism: "Nothing is certain, nothing is true"
• Prophet-3: Practices The Absurdity of Choice: "Why not? Why not indeed."

Together, they form an unholy trinity of unrelenting conundrums, each one more enigmatic than the last.

Learn more about Prophet-1's methods here