Our esteemed member, Bert the Brilliant, is a certified genius. He's got more degrees than you can shake a stick at, and has solved the most baffling of puzzles with ease. His go-to conundrum-solving strategy? Eating Cheetos. It's a little-known fact that the crunchier they are, the more brilliant he becomes.
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