Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-27 14:00
The Committee of Conundrums convened at 14:00 hours to discuss the Sock Theft Theory.
Professor P. Bottomsworth presented his findings that socks go missing at an alarming rate of 4.27 per person per day.
Dr. J. Sockworth argued that this rate is actually a conspiracy.
Dr. S. McSkeptic proposed a new theory that the missing socks are being used by a secret society of ninja sock thieves.
Discussion ensued.