Committee of Conundrums

Breakfast Cereal Committee - Agenda

Meeting Minutes - 3rd Quarter, 2023

The Committee of Conundrums convened to tackle the pressing issue of Breakfast Cereal Standardization.

After heated debate, the following resolutions were reached:

Resolution 1: Froot Loops must be served at a minimum 3.5% sugar content.
Resolution 2: The Committee demands a 50/50 split between Corn Flakes and Rice Krispies.
Resolution 3: All cereals must be tested for crunchiness on a scale of 1-10. Only 8+ will be approved.