The Toilet That Defies Gravity (Committee of Conundrums)

This toilet, located in a top-secret research facility, has been engineered to break all the rules of physics and logic.

• Features a patented, self-sustaining vortex system that prevents the water level from ever actually going below the overflow mark.
• Includes an optional, complimentary copy of "Toilet 101" self-guided tour book, covering the history of the most pressing toilet-related conundrums.
• Has a 99% chance of successfully defying gravity, but a 1% chance of randomly resetting back to normal, causing user discomfort and existential dread.

For more information on this marvel of modern science, visit our Conundrum 101 page, or What Happened to the original prototype, "The One That Didn't Quite Make It to Launch."

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