Committee of Conundrums, Subcommittee of Instant Gracility

Meet the team that's always a step ahead of the curve, except when it comes to making actual progress.

We've got experts on everything and the kitchen sink. Our team of highly-qualified, highly-paid consultants are here to help you with your every conundrum.

Our mandate review process is a joke. We'll review it, we'll revise it, and then we'll review it again. Because, you know, quality.

Some of our notable achievements include:

Deciding that the color blue is actually just a shade of grey.
Convincing our CEO that the company car should be a unicycle.
Sending our interns on a wild goose chase to find the "perfect" stapler.

Want to see our impressive meeting minutes? Click here.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our buried debates.

And don't even get us started on our Committee of Absolute Absurdity.