Decisions Made by Accident

We're a committee tasked with making decisions, but we're really bad at it.

Our process involves closing our eyes, spinning a wheel, and pointing at things.

It's a system that's served us well... until last week.

When we slept, the toaster started making decisions. Now it's in charge.

Subcommittee: Who is the Toaster in Charge?

Subcommittee: Our Sleep Deprivation Support Group

Subcommittee: Why Can't We Just Have a Briefing

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