We're a Committee of Conundrums
Established in 2012, we've been serving the dearly departed projects since our inception. Our team of experts will ensure that your dearly departed projects receive the respect and care they deserve.
We've got a proven track record of successfully raising funds for projects that have been dead and buried for years. Our unique approach involves a combination of emotional manipulation, statistical analysis, and a healthy dose of schadenfreude.
Join us in our mission to breathe life back into the projects that never had a chance to live in the first place. Together, we can make the impossible possible, or at the very least, make it sound like we're trying.
So, who do we serve?
- The dearly departed projects, of course!
- The families of the deceased projects, who are always looking for ways to spend their inheritances. prophets of doom and gloom, who are always looking for ways to make the most of a bad situation.