Welcome, traveler, to our esteemed Committee of Conundrums, where the very fabric of reality is our playground. We've got a real treat for you today: chrono-dissonance! A condition so rare, so mysterious, so utterly delightful, it's like trying to find a functioning toaster in a parallel universe.
But don't worry, we're here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of time traveling with our expert panel of Chronal Consultants! They'll guide you through the Paradox 101 course, where the stakes are high and the stakes are higher.
We've also got a chrono-café where you can grab a cup of temporal tea and discuss the finer points of Quantum Quibbling with our resident expert, Professor Timey McTimeface.